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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
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Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only...
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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Love is space and time measured by the heart.
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It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him...
Quote #294
Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now — always.
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Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind...
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for...