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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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If any human being earnestly desire to push on to new discoveries instead of...
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The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
Quote #8911
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or...
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Platitudes Yes, there are platitudes. Platitudes are there because they are true.
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I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #26611
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.