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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart, don’t know how...
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If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it...
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Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have...
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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No country can be described as free- but each has different degrees of bondage.
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How good bad music and bad reasons sound when we march against an enemy.
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...