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If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good,...
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If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.
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Good friends are good for your health.
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We are born to inquire into truth it belongs to a greater to possess...
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Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization of...
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A problem well stated is a problem half solved.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #667
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
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I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.