Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.
Quote #18675
If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #14126
A generation which ignores history has no past and no future.
Quote #33799
I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment....
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #12608
Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted in...
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #31488
Don’t limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another...
Quote #2959
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.