Quote #23169
Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
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A person’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original...
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #15491
Memory depends very much on the perspicuity, regularity, and order of our thoughts. Many...
Quote #7883
All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7819
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
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The man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind...
Quote #8335
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.