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If you have much, give of your wealth if you have little, give of...
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He’s simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
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The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it...
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
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On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
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Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore