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Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And...
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Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be...
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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s...
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Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no...
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There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
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Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot...
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Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #2057
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.