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Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
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Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
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Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be...
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Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
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Trent Let me tell you something Mike your money, and you know what else,...
Quote #12306
We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
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The real test of friendship is can you literally do nothing with the other...
Quote #12419
On with the dance! Let joy be undefined!