Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #31089
Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...
Quote #7959
Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
Quote #18044
I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with...
Quote #7292
Touch the earth, love the earth, honour the earth, her plains, her valleys, her...
Quote #30338
And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at...
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.