Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #5317
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
Quote #31307
Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will...
Quote #4079
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #7912
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #14985
The lack of emotional security of our American young people is due, I believe,...
Quote #23236
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
Quote #15493
We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to...