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If you love large, you’ve got to hurt large. If you’ve got a lot...
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The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
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There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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To think is to differ.
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A good son makes a good husband.