Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #3959
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
Quote #14553
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Quote #15372
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at...
Quote #30832
Ask a lot, but take what is offered.
Quote #5845
Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the...
Quote #4422
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #20419
When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no...