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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...
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Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
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There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #19742
Leave each one his touch of folly it helps to lighten life’s burden which,...
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In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...
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Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #4705
I say, thou mad March hare.