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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
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I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
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As for the pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much...
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Success is a great deodorant.
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Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
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See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only...
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The best way to end a war is not to begin it.
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Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
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Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I will show you a failure.
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I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...