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Assassins!
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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
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Poor is the man who does not know his own intrinsic worth and tends...
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That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there...
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‘Where shall I begin, please your Majesty’ he asked. ‘Begin at the beginning,’ the...
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In war there is no substitute for victory.