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People are always ready to admit a man’s ability after he gets there.
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
Quote #22422
The road to a friend’s house is never long.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
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The only religious way to think of death is as a part and parcel...
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Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #13521
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #15279
In idleness there is a perpetual despair.
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #916
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...