Quote #31791
I believe a very large majority of church goers are merely unthinking, slumbering worshipers...
Quote #20348
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #891
To stand up — or be setup?
Quote #1890
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead
Quote #12778
Gray skies are just clouds passing over.
Quote #29082
It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #30302
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #17686
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #1092
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.