Quote #386
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Quote #22990
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...
Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
Quote #29845
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #30460
An apology Bah Disgusting Cowardly Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he...
Quote #32011
There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment...
Quote #31252
We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our...
Quote #11394
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Quote #13227
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...