Quote #3545
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...
Quote #30885
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Quote #1693
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Quote #27883
Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is...
Quote #678
I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your...
Quote #10972
Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime; therefore, we must be saved by...
Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Quote #6869
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.