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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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Watching foreign affairs is sometimes like watching a magician the eye is drawn to...
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Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
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In order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.
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I sit beside my lonely fire and pray for wisdom yet for calmness to...
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The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
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Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse...
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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root...