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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
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No object is mysterious. The mystery is in your eye.
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The purpose of parenting is to provide steady and wide-ranging opportunities for a child....