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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
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Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are...
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women,...
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Give me an incubator or give me death!
Quote #1124
They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.
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Success is the necessary misfortune of life, but it is only to the very...
Quote #2441
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #23886
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
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Gossip is always a personal confession of malice or imbecility; it is a low,...
Quote #3059
Only sick music makes money today.