Quote #18722
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #8351
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
Quote #19378
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Quote #27124
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #8546
Be gentle with the young.
Quote #3003
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #27747
Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what...
Quote #7879
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.