Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1247
In his errors a man is true to type. Observe the errors and you...
Quote #25333
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #7168
Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present...
Quote #15901
Someone has described science as an orderly arrangement of what, at the moment, seems...
Quote #29746
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time...
Quote #15534
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...
Quote #14410
The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
Quote #13016
I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such...
Quote #2379
Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.