Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #4047
You can do anything that you wanna do. All you gotta do is to...
Quote #11305
Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his...
Quote #3169
Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam...
Quote #8051
There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the...
Quote #27315
The best way to fill time is to waste it.
Quote #13056
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Quote #967
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the...
Quote #21787
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.
Quote #27375
Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous where it is not,...