Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #11023
Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to...
Quote #32779
The way to succeed is to double your error rate.
Quote #2096
My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.
Quote #6877
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Quote #33533
I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering surely...
Quote #3129
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
Quote #20516
There is none who cannot teach somebody something, and there is none so excellent...
Quote #31794
If your religion does not make you holy, it will damn you. It is...
Quote #26672
You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.