Quote #1846
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
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There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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If you don’t know what to do, call the media and at least give...
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They wanted facts. Facts! They demanded facts from him, as if facts could explain...
Quote #26477
It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It’s that they can’t see the...
Quote #1209
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Quote #27723
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Quote #12062
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #34816
The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...