Quote #18313
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #15758
Pride the first peer and president of hell.
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #14516
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Quote #11161
Not all those who wonder are lost.
Quote #14800
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Quote #1336
I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from...