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To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue…...
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he...
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Conflict is inevitable, but combat is optional.
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Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and...
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Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
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This was a great year for preventive worrying. Seldom in recent history have so...
Quote #2769
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.