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Becuase I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me The carriage...
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Gluttony is not a secret vice.
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Look at the Justice Department, it’s full of Jews…The lawyers in government are damn...
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The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
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A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...
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The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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The best an American can look forward to is the lonely pleasure of one...