Quote #13133
Things are never as bad as they seem.
Quote #3173
Politicians are the same the world over: they promise to build a bridge even...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #6666
Though inclination be as sharp as will, My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent,...
Quote #24967
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
Quote #267
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #2155
#3528. The law respects form less than substance.
Quote #29110
Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble...