Quote #31787
It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
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We are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see...
Quote #33950
Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping,...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #24537
The Soul is the voice of the body’s interests.
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When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going...
Quote #13120
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful...
Quote #21340
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #5465
He who receives a benefit should never forget it; he who bestow should never...