Quote #19265
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
Quote #10166
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #27684
Today is here yesterday is gone and tommorow never comes.
Quote #14573
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #34693
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years...
Quote #33088
Unless you choose to do great things with it, it makes no difference how...