Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #11535
Politics is the art of the possible. (originally, “Die Politik ist die Lehre von...
Quote #3740
Every culture has its distinctive and normal system of government. Yours is democracy, moderated...
Quote #24324
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit (Perhaps it will be pleasing sometime to have...
Quote #14940
All is but lip-wisdom which wants experience.
Quote #2436
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #27489
Business is always interfering with pleasure, but it makes other pleasures possible.
Quote #8606
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Quote #1021
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
Quote #4462
Great wisdom is generous; petty wisdom is contentious. Great speech is impassioned, small speech...