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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
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As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it’s master once you utter...
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
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The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
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The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object...
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There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
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If you aspire to the highest place it is no disgrace to stop at...
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Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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There comes a time when summer asks what you have been doing all winter.