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Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music –...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #9814
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #5631
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #6289
No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to...
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The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to...
Quote #9867
Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey...
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #29784
Christianity taught men that love is worth more than intelligence.