Quote #12403
God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
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Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
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There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
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A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using...
Quote #5625
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the...
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Ambition drove many men to become false to have one thought locked in the...
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #31265
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...