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The White House is the leakiest place I’ve ever been in. (On special measures...
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I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.
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Washington DC is the only place in America where people put bumper stickers on...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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Bias against the Negro is the worst disease from which the society of our...
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It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest...
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Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum...
Quote #12252
We have a lot of reasons but only one real one.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from...