Quote #4498
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
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Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Quote #27405
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #30507
Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but...
Quote #32824
If it is too good to be true….it is probably a fraud.
Quote #30880
You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Quote #13987
The words you speak today should be soft and tender. . . for tomorrow...
Quote #27446
If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who...