Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #11918
Stolen sweets are best.
Quote #34143
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #23055
In the carriages of the past you can’t go anywhere.
Quote #18891
Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #13504
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote #28857
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
Quote #18472
And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s...
Quote #5547
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Quote #20962
Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand...