Quote #6778
Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if...
Quote #2267
Courage is being scared to death – but saddling up anyway.
Quote #20877
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #12777
Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #6122
The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.
Quote #14023
When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away...
Quote #8795
What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue,...
Quote #4188
The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his...