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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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There is a point at which everything becomes simple and there is no longer...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
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The opera isn’t over till the fat lady sings.
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Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up...
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Myself when young did eagerly frequent Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument About...
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For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, “It...
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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
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A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...