Quote #347
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
Quote #2870
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #32960
Like the winds of the sea are the winds of fate As we voyage...
Quote #3337
Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.
Quote #20073
No one is so generous as he who has nothing to give.
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #18298
To die will be an awfully big adventure.
Quote #33945
Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...
Quote #15762
Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay.
Quote #25589
A soft answer turneth away wrath.