Quote #9033
Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing...
Quote #9980
I want to go on living even after my death, And therefore I am...
Quote #1970
Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.
Quote #23978
The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get...
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #8542
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss...
Quote #4177
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...
Quote #32972
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
Quote #2796
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...