Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine) Quote #5039 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Aristophanes, Frogs, 405 B.C. Quote #4391 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Bible, Ecclesaistes 7:14 Quote #12870 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When times are good, be happy, but when time are bad consider; God has...
W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels" Quote #15346 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
From "Taxi" Quote #90 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the...
French Proverb Quote #20074 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining...
Plato Quote #21687 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
Cleveland Amory Quote #1893 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are three terrible ages of childhood – 1 to 10, 10 to 20,...
Bertrand Russell Quote #22754 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Our instinctive emotions are those that we have inherited from a much more dangerous...
Bill Hoest Quote #14791 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.