Quote #31358
Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
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I’m bilingual. I speak English and I speak educationese.
Quote #27644
Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is...
Quote #3107
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #34347
A good home must be made, not bought.
Quote #1344
I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to...
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #1302
Simplicity is the peak of civilization.