Quote #8224
So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and...
Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #27207
‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...
Quote #4091
A threat is basically a means for establishing a bargaining position by inducing fear...
Quote #22069
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1371
Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all...
Quote #18824
Enthusiasm is a volcano on whose top never grows the grass of hesitation.
Quote #14394
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If...
Quote #27256
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.