Quote #19468
You know…that a blank wall is an apalling thing to look at. The wall...
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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The finest eloquence is that which gets things done; the worst is that which...
Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #32294
A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...
Quote #33344
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
Quote #2407
We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and...
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Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.
Quote #12779
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.