Quote #525
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
Quote #25673
A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #33399
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.
Quote #2123
The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want...
Quote #2296
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #8781
Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country did...
Quote #17726
I am too much of a skeptic to deny the possibility of anything.
Quote #501
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #6654
But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit;...